Annapolis, MD (WTF). Shortly after Paul Johnson announced he was moving to Georgia Tech to become head coach, Navy AD Chet Gladchuck announced that Johnson's successor would be the Lord himself.
"I spoke to God a lot over the last few weeks and He agreed that if Paul left he'd take over as head coach," said Gladchuck. "God will bring a lot to the table and He will likely change the triple option to the infinite option."
Navy Sports reporter Bill Wagner said that God was unhappy with Johnson's decision but cited "free will" as his reason for allowing Johnson to leave Navy.
In an interview this afternoon, God said that He was looking out for Navy these last few years and felt compelled to finish His work. "Those last second kicks against AF and Duke, the missed PAT by Rice...that was Me" admitted the Lord.
2 comments:
Whoever you are, I love your stuff...We all need a laugh right now.
Sam, so good to have you back. I still think your analysis of how Air Farce has never lost to Navy was a screamer!
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