Washington, DC (WTF). Sources inside the Pentagon have informed Salty Sam that former USNA Commandant and current CNO Admiral Gary Roughead sent a message to Academy Superintendent VADM Jeff Fowler -- tell the Commandant to do correct push ups or just stop doing them! A few Academy alumni, mostly Marines, expressed horror at the Dant's clearly awkward push up technique and form after Navy scores touchdowns.
"Jeepers, it looked like she was bobbing for apples," said retired Colonel Sam Brickhaus USMC and USNA '67. "She's scaring away potential Midshipmen."
"I've seen stronger arms on a slot machine," remarked CDR Dave "Ski" Sandkowski.
Former Navy SEAL and personal trainer Stew Smith agreed. "Yeah, you can't get away with that back bowing and head bobbing drill on national TV. It was ugly."
"Jeepers, it looked like she was bobbing for apples," said retired Colonel Sam Brickhaus USMC and USNA '67. "She's scaring away potential Midshipmen."
"I've seen stronger arms on a slot machine," remarked CDR Dave "Ski" Sandkowski.
Former Navy SEAL and personal trainer Stew Smith agreed. "Yeah, you can't get away with that back bowing and head bobbing drill on national TV. It was ugly."
The Dant could not be reached for comment but several Mids saw her at the gym "sculpting her guns" like Ron Burgundy in Anchorman.
"She looked motivated," said one Midshipman who spoke to Salty on the condition of anonymity because he only has a 3.5 QPR. "She kept muttering that pain doesn't hurt."
6 comments:
MURCH...IS THAT YOU???
FESS UP YOU ONLINE SALTY!!!
has anyone seen her dance to soulja boy? there's a video of that floating around...she's so cool.
I thought all aviators did push-ups that way... oh, yeah that's right, they only know how to do 12oz. curls.
Soulja boy in SDBs.
*groans* just what we need...a woman who is messing up the military and making it harder for the rest of us trying to get past all the bull we're already hit with....
semper-fidelis
I wouldn't hit that with Salty's D*#k!!!!
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