Monday, November 26, 2007

Possible SECDEF Opening has Navy Fans Concerned


Annapolis, MD (WTF). Ever since Paul Johnson turned Navy's football program around, his name has been constantly mentioned for other head coaching jobs by Navy fans, pundits, morons, and even giddy Air Force fans. This week, many Navy fans noticed that SECDEF Robert Gates will probably leave office in the next administration and that has caused a minor uproar among the Navy faithful on its gomids.com message board.


"No way PJ leaves for SECDEF," wrote PHATPHELIX on gomids.com. Other posters weren't so sure.


"I think with the right offer from DOD, PJ would be the SECDEF. But he'd probably try to screw AF out of our much deserved NDAA money," wrote crazy AF fan NABB3R.


Paul Johnson makes a habit of not responding to rumors about head coaching vacancies, but he has never commented on a job like this.
"If Paul wants to be the SECDEF, I'm not sure we could stop that," said a perspiring Navy AD Chet Gladchuk.