Wednesday, February 20, 2008

Obama to Release "Hope Bomb" All Over McCain


Steubenville, OH (WTF). In a conference call today, Barack Obama fired back at Republican presumptive nominee John McCain. Responding to reports that he was long on promises and short on nearly everything else, Obama told reporters that he will release a "Hope Bomb all over McCain" and "I'll run change circles around him". However, just to temper his comments, Obama said he'd toss in some "spirit sprinkles" to ward off any collateral damage done by the "Hope Bomb."

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